When Jesus comes to Earth he will be incognito for a little while. But if you want to find him he will use the codename Moses Dragnet. Combining his favorite Biblical character (other than himself) and his favorite 50s cop show.
At the Renaissance Faire we went to this past weekend our Elizabeth was a man. I don’t think this was because they couldn’t find a woman or the costumes or some crap like that. It is because Queen Elizabeth was actually a man or at least a hermaphrodite. There is a reason why she was called the Virgin Queen. As well as a whole staff of dressers, she also had shavers to maintain her rampant facial hair. High collars were to hide the Adam’s apple.
Benjamin Franklin was a man-whore.