1. If you use these two phrases in the write context it will be one of the funniest things ever: "the prophecy is true!" and "it achieved a consciousness".Examples- Me: I just spilt swifter juice on the floor Bob: The prophecy is true!
Me: What happened to the cheese in the fridge Sally: It achieved a consciousness and I had to kill it. 2. My cat is a teenager– She plops down on the couch with a huge kitteh sigh (a single lone meowish noise) and expects me to pay attention to her. 3. I am loving everything that Paul F. Tompkins does. He is hilarious 4. Hammerhead with some half and half is an awesome drink. 5. I'm just stunnin' with my love glue gunning.