Things I Learned From the Weekend

I had a head cold that took me out of active service on Friday, Saturday and part of Sunday so while I couldn’t go out and be with people, I stayed home and learned things from my couch. I know most of the words to all of the songs in Sound of Music. I also wanna […]

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Goat

I am sure you all have that one thing that will always make you laugh no matter how silly and dumb it may be. Please share those with me. Mine is the beautiful Goat. I am weak to goats-  Their noises make me laugh laugh like the spaz monkey we all know and love and […]

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This Week In Vivi- Week 1

I love introducing things and not keeping up with them; It isn’t love per se but it is fun to introduce things. My thoughts and dreams are bigger than my actions which can be attributed to part lazy and part over ambition. I have been trying  to live my life with more realistic expectations of […]

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Tings I Learned: Winter Holidays (and bonus!)

My winter holiday vacation is quickly coming to a close and I was busy hanging with family and other important things (coughwiicough) but I did learn some things. Providing I remember them all- Hobbits don’t like adventures (we all knew that right?) Goblins are horrible horrible at construction I love Gollum songs Kili is the […]

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Tings I learned 10/18-10/21ish

I hate my fingertips: burned them on the back of the dryer (hot things are hot) and slammed them in a door (door things are door?). Cooks and grannies the best and creepiest porn ever. Campfire Strippers: smoke, willow, s’mores, bear spray Butcher, Widow, Debutante, Harlot Fantasy Football tips: don’t put two running backs from […]

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Presidential Debate 2 and other things

I failed and didn’t watch the latest Presidential Debate.  All I know is that Romney has a binder chock full of broads that he wants to hire. I also watched Homeland tonight and saw a another dude who had a binder full of ladies. And he was looking to “come complete our harem”. Here are some things […]

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2012 Presidential Debate 1 and a new Party

Quick quip/things I learned from the debate that just concluded. Then some comments: So your plans for jobs are the same… education, energy, trade. hmmm? I agree with you Obama but answer a question directly for fucksake President can’t control gas prices! Fuck mitt we discussed this already\ Santa votes for Mitt. Naughty Kids vote […]

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Tings I Learned From the Democratic National Convention- Day 3

Sorry democrats I am pro-foo When the Foo Fighters are playing is the only time they actively seek out all the white people in the audience. Scar Jo! Love you ScarJo , but the last presidential election shouldn’t have been your first vote. You had one more you could have voted. tsk tsk Ooh yayay […]

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Tings I learned from the Democratic National Convention– Day 2

Sorry for the delay, I haz a cold. Gov of colorado cited craft beer production. Sorry republicans. Demos has the good beer. ooh yayay the nun I love!!! She gave such a powerful speech. Wonder if people will acknowledge it. Yay craftbrewer as an example of small business. sorry again republicans. You want to vote […]

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Tings I Learned from the Democratic National Convention- Day 1

Rahm Emanuel- Am I the only one afraid if i don’t agree I will get yelled at? I spy Jesse Jackson! everyone looks bored I am bored Yayya Kumar.. oops Kal Penn I know I am biased but they make me feel so inspired. I want gays to marry and college kids to get tax […]

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