Golden Globes 2014

This will be short for the following reasons: A) you probably have read re-caps and I don’t think I have enough vision to make it that much different. B) I am sick as a dog. Really are dogs that sick? They seem pretty happy to me and even when they are sick they are a […]

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Summer Movies – It Begins

I am in love with you all. Immensely. That love means that I will sit in a darkened theater and watch these things called “films” on a giant screen. No popcorn because I have no dick to get fondled. (sadface) ┬áThen you can decide if you want to see these “movies”. If you are Amish […]

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