Summer Movies- Continued

I haven’t been able to see as many summer films as I have wanted but I will try to see more. Or I won’t I don’t really know. I promise things and then don’t do it. I am flaky at times. Ambitious. Lets go with that. Summer is almost over and I will probably end […]

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The Good, The Bad, and The I should have given it more time

Good: White House Down When going into the theater I knew it would be a “low-stakes” action film:  no real danger or serious violence.  I wanted a film that had explosions, fights, and Channing Tatum in a tank top. It fulfilled all of these requirements.  For me this movie is the equivalent of the stupid […]

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Awesome List – Birfday Editionish

I am doing an Awesome List today and foregoing the “Vivi Tells You”.  You may not be familiar with an Awesome List but seriously the name is pretty indicative of what it is. It isn’t rocket science (should I add that to the list? It is awesome. But it is it awesome this week. Seriously […]

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Clearing the Queue: The Highlander

I was so jazzed after seeing this movie. It was all of the awesome and cheese in the world rolled into one synthpop package. Rock hard applesauce. I am now committed to watch the rest of the Highlander movies and series no matter how bad. Because science and all.. Fuck I love this opening song. My testosterone […]

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Clearing the Queue: Parker

I understand that my need to watch every Jason Statham movie will lead me to bad movie town. With this moving picture I am firmly in this town surrounded by cardboard cutouts of characters, silly story lines, and not enough good action.  I have heard rumors this is based on a novel or some source […]

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Behind the Candelabra

This is a movie that could have been a campy soupy mess but this turned out to be an ooey gooey s’more. The kind that are crispy on the edges, tasty and probably a little bad for you. Soderbergh excels at these type of movies. With fun, camp and a luxurious sheen to them.  He […]

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Summer Movies – It Begins

I am in love with you all. Immensely. That love means that I will sit in a darkened theater and watch these things called “films” on a giant screen. No popcorn because I have no dick to get fondled. (sadface)  Then you can decide if you want to see these “movies”. If you are Amish […]

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Clearing the Queue: Fast Five

Boring. It was so boring. This is my first Fast and Furious movie. Maybe I did really need to see the previous 4 to understand the complexities and point of this mess. I do like mildly serviceable action movies. I am a Jason Statham fan after all. So no idea why this didn’t hit me. Oh I know […]

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Clearing the Queue: The Untouchables

We all have those iconic movies that we haven’t seen. For someone who actively likes movies, I feel like there are huge gaps in my movie viewing. I haven’t seen Citizen Kane for example. Until tonight I hadn’t seen The Untouchables. I remember my dad watching it or talking about it. I guess i don’t […]

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MTV Movie Awards- Insufferable and Tiresome

I sacrificed a bit of my sanity to watch this mess. I did it so you didn’t have to watch this. For reals. I even bolded the winners so you don’t have to go no where else. I take care of my babies. Let me stroke your hair a bit.  Just how you like it. […]

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